RTO Song – “4 Days A Week”

Apologies to Lennon/McCartney and heck, even Harrison and Starr.

This will hopefully be dated in a few months.

Going to the office

Shouldn’t have to go

I’ve been working well remotely

Even Gavin told me so

…

[chorus]

Parking, paying

Sitting, staying

Ain’t got nothing but office

4 days a week

…

I see you for 4 days now

Twice was not enough

so we’re wasting time in traffic

to collaborate and stuff
…

[repeat chorus]

…

4 days a week,

going to the office

4 days a week,

forgetting to bring my lunch

…

Gotta do teambuilding

Yes you know it’s true

Maybe before this three-day weekend

I’ll fall in love with you

[repeat chorus]